Today’s issue of RNB QuickLinks looks at a book you probably won’t find in your church’s library, reports on a noisy church burglar, and shows why Hindus are upset with Heidi Klum. In this light-hearted edition of RNB’s QuickLinks: Muslim women encouraged to hit their husbands; ET supports McCain (and according to a prominent atheist may have created earth); 20 ways to answer someone if you have no case. Today’s RNB Quicklinks is devoted entirely to The (offbeat) Church Around The Corner. It features Prince, the Virgin Mary, the ever-popular “world’s fastest-growing religion” claim, and three unrelated items about a naked mass, a pole dancer, and a pair of panties. Today’s RNB Quicklinks: A Da Vinci Code-inspired stabbing, snakes in church, peeping Toms caught, the usual suspects (Obama, Satan and Oprah), and a puzzling Scientology quote. We’ve managed to gather L. Ron Hubbard, Patty Hearst, Jimmy Hendrix and Jesus OneTouch on one page. In this issue of RNB Quicklinks: a Scientology slug-fest, how not to convert someone to Atheism, the fastest growing religion, Easter and Christmas banned, music by the son of a preacher man, and Roy Boltz comes out of the closet. Today’s RNB QuickLinks reveals CIA Agents disguised as Mormons, the hijood (like the burqini, but then for athletes), and ethical dogs. Today’s issue of RNB QuickLinks brings you Satanic bikinis vs. full-body swimwear (yes, we’re talking Islam, of course), atheists upset at being shunned by an interfaith service, religious freedom, hell, Scientology whistleblowers and BB King…Some quick links to religion-related stories you may have missed: Anonymous vs. Scientology, Interview with the former vampire, religion-motivated littering, Bahai, and sundry other items of possible interest.