Today’s issue of RNB QuickLinks looks at a book you probably won’t find in your church’s library, reports on a noisy church burglar, and shows why Hindus are upset with Heidi Klum.

Plus: Just in time for Christmas: A kinder, gentler version of Guitar Hero.

And you probably won’t believe who donates to the ‘atheist’ bus ad campaign.

In this light-hearted edition of RNB’s QuickLinks: Muslim women encouraged to hit their husbands; ET supports McCain (and according to a prominent atheist may have created earth); 20 ways to answer someone if you have no case.

Also: The Virgin Mary, of course, as well as a four-foot-tall statue of Jesus. Plus: What would be the worst-case scenario for Scientologists?

Today’s RNB Quicklinks is devoted entirely to The (offbeat) Church Around The Corner. It features Prince, the Virgin Mary, the ever-popular “world’s fastest-growing religion” claim, and three unrelated items about a naked mass, a pole dancer, and a pair of panties.

Today’s RNB Quicklinks: A Da Vinci Code-inspired stabbing, snakes in church, peeping Toms caught, the usual suspects (Obama, Satan and Oprah), and a puzzling Scientology quote.

Also: prayers on Wall Street, the Ugliest Baby Jesus, and what if the world could vote in the US elections?

We’ve managed to gather L. Ron Hubbard, Patty Hearst, Jimmy Hendrix and Jesus OneTouch on one page.

If you look closely you’ll even see Walter Cronkite.

We’ll tell you where the Virgin Mary is, give you today’s religion number, and took a look at the books in your hotel room’s nightstand.

In this issue of RNB Quicklinks: a Scientology slug-fest, how not to convert someone to Atheism, the fastest growing religion, Easter and Christmas banned, music by the son of a preacher man, and Roy Boltz comes out of the closet.

Also, Tyler Pery on studio executives: “Mention Jesus Christ, and they don’t want to deal with you.” More…

Today’s RNB QuickLinks reveals CIA Agents disguised as Mormons, the hijood (like the burqini, but then for athletes), and ethical dogs.

Also: the black mailbox, Jesus appears in a bathroom sink, and what to respond to “The Lord be with you.”

And more, including a prediction of churches twice as big as today’s largest mega-church. You have been warned!

Today’s issue of RNB QuickLinks brings you Satanic bikinis vs. full-body swimwear (yes, we’re talking Islam, of course), atheists upset at being shunned by an interfaith service, religious freedom, hell, Scientology whistleblowers and BB King…

Some quick links to religion-related stories you may have missed:

A Scientologist demonstrates that OT8 isn’t what it is cracked up to be; Islamic extremists forbid women from buying cucumbers; Member of Dutch smokers church get fined.

Plus: Do not marry 86 women.

Anonymous vs. Scientology, Interview with the former vampire, religion-motivated littering, Bahai, and sundry other items of possible interest.

A new Religion News Blog feature.